Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton playing tennis with her current victim boyfriend Cy Waits.   The herpe queen decided to treat us with a look at her butt cheeks.    Is it just me or is it already starting to sag?  I am not too fussy but I would not touch her with a ten foot pole.  How about you?

Paris Hilton took her newest dog Halloween costume shopping yesterday. She emerged from the dressing room wearing this lovely little number.

It’s almost enough for us to forget the herp. ALMOST.

Paris Hilton has jetted off to Maui in Hawaii with her boyfriend Cy Waits, but where was he when Paris had to check if her boobs were still there? Nowhere, that’s where!

That’s okay, I’ll take that job for him. Because you can’t catch the herp from her boobs, right? RIGHT?