Playboy Mansion’s future is on shaky ground.

Hugh Hefner, the man who made the Playboy empire is engaged to Chrystal Harris.  I know that this is old news.  The new twist, though, is that he’s not signing a pre-nup of any kind.  When I heard about this my jaw almost literally hit the ground.  I mean c’mon didn’t already go through this with Anna Nicole Smith marrying that old billionaire and taking his family for a ride a few months later after he keeled over.  I mean I love the “Hef” too, but let’s face it, he’s not going to be around forever.  We all dread the day that we will wake up and hear that he’s had a heart attack that was brought on by Viagra abuse.  When that day comes I fear that the lights are going to come on at the mansion, and the closing time song will start playing on the intercom.  All the guests are going to file out two by two, and the local APL will have a surplus of bunnies that need to be adopted.

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